Are you Dreaming of a Bi Christmas? Funny Bisexual Christmas Carols

Being Bisexual is lonely enough sometimes, but try to find anything during the holidays that is even remotely Bi. Yes, I did type in “Bisexual Christmas Directions” and one store offered me garlands in blue, pink and purple (the Bi flag colors) which was nice, and I found 100 blue, purple and pink bulbs of different sizes for $33.99.

But as we strive for Bi identity and Bi culture, we need to create out own art.

While hanging up my Bi colors this holiday season, I started rewriting some Christmas carols.

Try some of these comical carols to popular holiday songs.

Photo by Nati Melnychuk on Unsplash

Coming Out (to “Jingle Bells”)

Dinner’s almost done

It’s time for Family Chat

The food is almost gone

And we’re feeling fat

You take a deep long breath

You have something to say

But before you speak a word

Your mom screams “No, they’re gay!”

Oh, Coming Out, Coming Out

Telling them you’re Bi