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If You Don’t Think A Penis Can Talk, You Don’t Know ‘JACK’ (Movie Review)

Mike Szymanski
4 min readFeb 1, 2023

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JACK

Rating: 7/10

Director: Pelayo De Lario

Writers: Elena Conte and Pelayo De Lario

Style: Comedy

Time: 87 minutes

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwC6qCFPHxw

Reviewed by Mike Szymanski

As far as talking penis movies go, this one is extremely funny. And believe me there are more talking penis movies than you’d expect — at least half a dozen I can think of off the top of my head.

This British comedy is narrated by JACK, the penis that belongs to Charlie, a likable schlub played by Luke Rollason. He’s goofy, and endearing and not as irritating as his gang of misfit friends — one of them who is naked much of the time.

The Penis is voiced by the director and co-writer Pelayo De Lario and even though we never see him, he steals the show. He talks about covering up because he doesn’t want to be recognized in the supermarket and other such penis musings.

Oh, and you probably didn’t know that like dogs in the dog park, penises also talk to fellow penises too.

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Mike Szymanski
Mike Szymanski

Written by Mike Szymanski

Journalist, writer, activist and bisexual, living with Multiple Sclerosis and Dachshunds in Hollywood.

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