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If You Don’t Think A Penis Can Talk, You Don’t Know ‘JACK’ (Movie Review)
JACK
Rating: 7/10
Director: Pelayo De Lario
Writers: Elena Conte and Pelayo De Lario
Style: Comedy
Time: 87 minutes
Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwC6qCFPHxw
Reviewed by Mike Szymanski
As far as talking penis movies go, this one is extremely funny. And believe me there are more talking penis movies than you’d expect — at least half a dozen I can think of off the top of my head.
This British comedy is narrated by JACK, the penis that belongs to Charlie, a likable schlub played by Luke Rollason. He’s goofy, and endearing and not as irritating as his gang of misfit friends — one of them who is naked much of the time.
The Penis is voiced by the director and co-writer Pelayo De Lario and even though we never see him, he steals the show. He talks about covering up because he doesn’t want to be recognized in the supermarket and other such penis musings.
Oh, and you probably didn’t know that like dogs in the dog park, penises also talk to fellow penises too.