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Lots of Twists and Edges in ‘A Very Flattened Christmas’ (Movie Review)

Mike Szymanski
4 min readOct 23, 2024

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A VERY FLATTENED CHRISTMAS

Rating: 7/10

Director: Shane Wallace

Writer: Key Tawn Toothman and Shane Wallace

Style: Comedy Horror

Time: 1 hour, 31 minutes

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJKG2IVHO_o

A killer in a reindeer mask ruins the holidays.

Review by Mike Szymanski

Sometimes, usually late at night, when you can’t sleep and you have the munchies, you need to watch something that is light, funny, exciting enough to keep you awake, but not so complicated you have to think too much about it.

No, those are not the times you want to contemplate “The Matrix” and you certainly don’t want to deal with “Sophie’s Choice.” A Rob Zombie movie will just make you throw up your snacks and set you on edge. A Stephen King adaptation will just unnerve you.

This is the time to check out movies such as “A Very Flattened Christmas.” It is exactly those times when it’s late at night and you’re with a group of friends, and you have the munchies and you want to make fun of the characters…

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Mike Szymanski
Mike Szymanski

Written by Mike Szymanski

Journalist, writer, activist and bisexual, living with Multiple Sclerosis and Dachshunds in Hollywood.

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