The Ultimate Ridiculousness in the Lost Story of ‘Noah’s Shark’ (Movie Review)

Noah’s Shark

Rating: 1/10

Director: Mark Polonia

Writer: John Oak Dalton

Style: Horror, Mystery and Thriller

Time: 1 hour 20 minutes

Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EmDswcDLT0

Review by Mike Szymanski

There are not many movies I have ever given the lowest score to, or even bothered to review. But this one needs to be mentioned, because I tried giving it a few tries, and tried watching it over and over, but never quite got through it or even understood it.

Played like a documentary, this is about a crew that want to uncover the true story of Noah’s ark, and the fish that got away. It also involves the fourth son of Noah that was forgotten in the Bible and was a bit evil.

Noah, you see, forgot a certain shark to put in his ark. OK, from the time I was a little kid, I always thought that Noah didn’t need to put fish or sea creatures in his ark anyway, because they could just swim around in the torrential water that flooded the Earth.

But no, this was a problem, and Noah should have kept this shark in the ark, and not unleashed this powerful evil force.